"is this blood or am I just wet" an epic tale
Everyone is really horrified by this vibrator pendant I don’t understand I want one?
Omg I was so engrossed in myself that I forgot to post a happy birthday dorothy parker post
happy birthday dorothy parker
U aren’t supposed 2 eat unripe bananas because they contain starches that u can’t digest easily. It will sit in ur stomach and ur body will use all of it’s energy trying 2 digest the unripe banana instead of using the life energy the banana is giving 2 u. Sometimes I get scared that u don’t know how much I love u. They r the same feeling
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~ very rare mawkish personal post~ I am so fucking in love with all of my friends and my perfect housemates at the moment. They are the best people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. I’m super excited about seeing the ones that are coming back soon and I’m going to visit the ones that are leaving non stop until they’re like you have to leave seriously get off my sofa. There’s no one I’d rather sit around in my pants doing sweet fuck all with
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I wonder who this could possibly be what a mystery
This is fucking disturbing.
Same goes for America…